17 5 / 2012
Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.
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17 5 / 2012
Zayn disappears for a week, then makes a random video of him dancing like a stripper. Gone for another week and comes back to tweet about avocados
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17 5 / 2012
- Yo: there's nothing worst than death
- Yo: final seasons
- Yo: post-concert depression
- Yo: when there's no food
- Yo: fictional characters dying
- Yo: hipsters blogs
- Yo: cry over bands
- Yo: your crush asks someone else out
- Yo: no wi-fi
- Yo:
- Yo: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
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17 5 / 2012
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
I have lost the ability to even
This is one of the cutest things out there.
oh my god, tiger pigs.
Tiger pigs for the win.
Omg so cute D: He’s like, laying on her face~
I cant even, omg all of my awwes
this is beautiful :’)
heartwarming
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17 5 / 2012
seems legit
before management deleted it
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17 5 / 2012
Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam, and Louis are so lucky because Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam, and Louis get to hangout with Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam, and Louis all the time.
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16 5 / 2012
Accurate:
- Yo: *Breathes*
- Yo: Omfg, I'm dead. DID YOU JUST SEE THE WAY HIS CHEST MOVES? I can't handle this anymore. Jesus take the wheel.
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